a piece of shit band that no one cares about, they suck ass, there music = shit, not people = shit, stated by the song by slipknot, they all enjoy gay anal sex with each other while blowing each other into a 3 person orgy, there band manager is an asswiping whore who joins them in there 3 person orgy, girls are obsessed with this band only because they think there hot, they cant sing, there lyrics suck, and there voices sound like theres a dick embedded in there mouth.

the jonas brothers suck

jonas by jaxonyooo April 18, 2009

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jonas

Someone that is acting like, likes, or is fond of the jonas brothers. Usually a bad term

~ OMG look she's such a jonas
~ I know but shes not popular, Nobody likes them anymore

jonas by Anonymouze October 16, 2008

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jonas

someone who thinks they're black but have realy white pasty skin with a gold vampire tooth with a doorag and long gold nails and apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and nikes and one pant leg rolled up and a high sock that humps people's faces uncontrolibly and

jonas D@ J0N4S BRUZ3D M4H F@!C3 =X

jonas by 5H3'LL B3 & N!CK3L August 6, 2008

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He is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. If your unlucky enough to meet a Jonas you might as well move away... far far away. He never knows when to stop being an asshole but he knows that he is.

Omg Jonas is such an asshole I wish I never met him.

Jonas by Blub101 November 20, 2019

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