Pone deaf (medical
definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate
humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast
food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.