Emily 

Emily is the most weiredest, craziest, dumbest person alive

Emily

Ewewww

Emily by MeisnotBjdoobooer October 12, 2022

Emily 

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…

“Damn, what’s that smell”
“It smells like sharts”
“Yeah, it smells like emily”

Emily by puddingpie69 November 27, 2022

Emily 

A girl that might act like your best friend at first, but if she really likes you, she eventually wants to be you. She's an actual psycho, so Emily then takes steps to insert herself in your life way too deep in the creepiest of ways, and proceeds to stab you in the back by trying to steal your man, and blames him for all of it if she fails. She gets defensive about it and acts like she did nothing wrong when confronted. She leaves your life as quickly as she came in and ruined it when told to fuck off, and calls you the horrible person. But actually, she's happy to lose you, because Emily can't wait to move on to the next friendship and do it all over again.

She used to be my bestie, but she turned out to be a real Emily.

Watch out for that girl, she's got Emily vibes.

Emily by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Emily 

Emily is known for her large milky brown chocolate eyes and her especially long eyelashes. Her hair is long, brown, and curly. When she runs and jumps in the air her silky, soft hair spills out like water being thrushed out of a bottle. Emily is also known for her gorgeous smile. She has shining bright white teeth. Emily is made to make people happy. If you are with one, don't take her for granted. She makes Cinderella look like Hitler.

Jon: Do you know that girl over there?
Jule: I've heard of her before but I can't remember her name.
Jon: Emily has been offered a lot of modeling jobs! Oh and yes, her name is Emily.

Emily by Frkgdsjh July 18, 2011

Emily 

The most beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. One glance at her deep brown eyes and you will be lost. She can calm you down and is the happiness drug to many. Without her the world would collapse. People would rather talk to her than do anything else.

Me: I love you emily, i always have, always will.
Emily: awwwwww thats so sweet.

Emily by a jason with an emily March 2, 2010

Emily 

Someone who could be considered lost in a large fruit-loop box.

Why are you acting so Emily today?

Emily by hidihi November 13, 2011

Emily 

Emily is someone who love you for who you are. She is beautiful but she doesn't know it. She is one you can cuddle and love until you perish. If you meet an Emily keep her close and never let her go. Her blue eyes will make you lose track of time, you will be immobilized. She has the voice of an angel, but she will deny it. She is someone you can spend the rest of your life with.

Aaron: I met an amazing girl last night but i cant remember her name.
Person: Oh, that must have been Emily.

Emily by AaronTheCrusader May 20, 2016