yeh-tee noun, plural – yetis
1. A bipod mammal indigenous to the Canaan Valley
Ski Areas of West Virginia characterized by bright hunting attire, Carhards, arctic
ninja masks, denim jeans tucked into the ski
boots, or Starter jackets and a complete inability to
ski. These aloof creatures generally have poor dental care as a result of eating rocks as cubs (this condition is known as Summer Teeth).
Like their banjo playing fair weather kin, the diet of the yeti consists of mayonnaise sandwiches and Miller High Life. Yetis attract mates (usually within their immediate family) utilizing the Yeti Tuck-Wedge. See Yeti Tuck-Wedge. While difficult to find, the Yeti is not a bright or crafty creature and can be easily captured by challenging them to a Yeti Downhill or setting up a Money Booter Yeti
Trap.
Check out the yeti chasing his
ski down the hill!!!
Look at that yeti's summer teeth, looks
like he can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket-fence.
Yetis really piss me off!
Salamander it is
like a yeti yard sale today.