McDonalds 

1.) A popular fast food chain that invented calories and hormone-treated cows. 2.) Michelle Obamas immortalized enemy.

"Mom, get me a friggin' McChicken from McDonalds."

McDonalds by BertrandVonbon October 18, 2015

McDonalds 

Where they package your hopes and dreams into shitty food and sell them for $2.99

Person #1: I can’t believe McDonalds made me get fat!
Person #2: Yeah, it’s totally alllll their fault.
Person #1: I know! I’ll sue them!

McDonalds by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

Mcdonalds 

because you only have 4 dollars

it was only 4 dollars so i had mcdonalds every day and now im fat

Mcdonalds by truesigmamale January 5, 2022

McDonalds 

Complete and udder shit. A lying, stupid, money-hungry fast food business that just wants your money and doesn't care about its green hamburger patties.

Big n' Tasty, McGriddle, Fish Fillet

McDonalds by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

Mcdonalds 

A place where you get fed poison every day and you dont know why you keep eating it, and also they call it fast food but it takes you 30 MINUTES just to get through the drive through, but you still wait.

Man im so fat now because i ate at mcdonalds

Mcdonalds by Rad dude80 July 16, 2018

mcdonalds 

a place where your teachers tell you, that you are going to end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

mcdonalds by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

McDonalds 

a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

McDonalds by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004