One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!
Iain Stirling is a Scottish comedian and T.v presenter in England, Mostly known for presenting weekday evenings on the childrens television channel CBBC. Has a sidekick puppet dog named ''Hacker'' Often mistaken for fellow english comedian Russell Howard
example 1.
Iain: Next up on CBBC we have Tracy Beaker
Hacker: *dog noise*
example 2.
Russel Howard Fan girl: OMGGFGF RUSSELLL I LOVE YOU.
Iain: Yeah, I'm Iain Stirling, i'm much better looking and scottish.
Russel Howard Fan girl: Oh, i see. *walks away*
That really weird ass kid in your class. You know the one that always gets bloody noses, sits weird in his desk, probably has a brother that is better than him in every way.