a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting
bored of you. obsessed with
politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared
tea snob.
"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this
dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird
ass meeting for future political science majors"
"
dude get a fucking life"