jonathan

a short kid that likes to play fortnite 36 hours a day. also he's short and thinks he'c cool

person 1: damn bro did you see jonathan today?
person 2: no he's too short lmao

jonathan by jonathan is short January 22, 2019

Jonathan

A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.

Fuck you Jonathan.

Jonathan by Fuckingpenis March 13, 2018

Jonathan

An absolute fucking trash ass idiot was doesn’t give up his seat cause he’s busy sitting there like a dumbfuck. That one time he sat there like a mindless idiot and continued going through his phone he knew I was there but didn’t offer his seat cause his lunch is made from god damn fucking gold even it’s not. He’s poor af. His dad drives a Dodge Grand Caravan. That thing has the worse safety ratings. And like he didn’t offer his seat for me, like bitch tf. Wtfz

Jonathan doesn’t have class

Jonathan by Dick pic69 May 8, 2018

jonathan

A retarded person who loves games and is a gay

girl: omg did you see jonathan hes sooo gay

jonathan by jrhfdgeohf May 26, 2018

Jonathan

Fuck boy, player, cheater

Jonathan, Hes a real fuck boy

Jonathan by Daddy167497257 February 28, 2017

Jonathan

Narcissistic and loves to hurt others. Makes the greatest fan fictions of his gay lovers that one of them is a filthy Jew that loves to smash. He also likes to insult everything that moves and refers to them being autistic. He might be a Nazi as well.

From the words of Jonathan:"James you fucking autistic fuck!!-!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"

Jonathan by MorrisonPimpMaster69 April 24, 2017

Jonathan

A ugly gay fag who has a small dick

He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan

Jonathan by Grandmaster27 May 10, 2018