FTD 

Stands for "Fucked To Death".

Also called F2D.

I wanna get ftd, that's the way I want to go.

FTD by Oskourse May 29, 2009

FTD 

Fat Turtle Dick

Doris: "OMG, I slept with Francisco last night. I love his FTD"
Poulette" "I bet.. i heard about his fat turtle dick."

FTD by El Macho Fran June 27, 2010

FTD 

FTD - Facebook Transmitted Disease, a virus that will send, and post, messages to your friends on Facebook's social networking site.

Message Subject : You were crazzzy last nite ! I can not believe I caught this on camera!!!!! Checkk it out!!

Rachael
June 8
--->CLICK ME<------*

Mike
June 8 What is this a link to?!

Rachael
June 9
I have NO idea my facebook sent it out! I must have an FTD.

Mike
June 9
You have an FTD!? Ewwww. oh well! it wouldnt be the first disease you gave me!

*Denotes the FTD link

FTD by MongHey June 9, 2009

FTD 

Fuck. That. Dude.

Erin "Joey's a dick."
Peter "FTD"

FTD by breezyET September 23, 2010

ftd 

Acronym for fuck the dumb, because dumb people suck.

Matt: I gave that lunchlady a 20 and she gave me 23 dollars back!
Me: *shakes head* ftd dude, ftd

ftd by lrose1216 January 10, 2008

FTD 

Fake Tan Disaster

I cant wear a skirt today, im having a major FTD

FTD by Cattiexxx July 24, 2009

FTD 

(n) A form of copypasta seen on Facebook. Acronym stands for Facebook Transmitted Disease. For most of them, their only purpose is to travel from wall to wall, replicating itself. Occasionally they will have a legitimate reason for existence, such as Breast Cancer Awareness week, and afterwards will continue to circulate long after the event they were promoting passed up.

Ugh, Jill is constantly getting infected with FTD's. Why can't she stop?

FTD by Chuck Butts January 20, 2011