A very
rare and paranormal entity of a
chinese human with natural red hair. If you come across a chinger he will grant you a wish if you kneel downbefore him and rub his
left kneecap for at least five seconds.
Dude 1: "Dude, you
won't believe it, yesterday I saw a chinger!"
Dude 2: "Did you rub him and wished for
something?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but it didn't work and now she's pushing charges for sexual
harassment."