Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like
Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an
Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.
All Greens drink
organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi
John come over here and check out these
organic mung
bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio