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Single Pringle day

Single Pringle day is when all the single people come together and remorse about the people that they liked that clearly don’t like them even though they are amazing. Basically exposing the idiots and forever alones. And giving hope to someone.
Single Pringle day is the most depressing day of the year because I relate way too much

Single Pringle Syndrome 

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense

i am a single pringle ready to mingle 

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.
hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

A Single Pringle

Dazzy dingle the single pringle/ big dazzer means a single pringle

single as a pringle 

He is single as a pringle

Single as a Pringle day 

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th
Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15