Lise

Lise is a very smart girl, and all she does is making homework, going to school, reading, going early to bed and waking early up to make more homework. Good job Lise :)

person 1: omg its so boring. I dont want to make this.

person 2: hold on i will find a Lise

Lise by JOE_Mamma123 January 10, 2022

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lise

(verb) {pronounced like "lease" can be conjugated like any other verb ending in a silent (or magic)- e. {other verb forms: lised, lising. - obviously pronounced "leased" and "leasing" respectively]

definition: the act of NOT getting a divorce for one or many reasons. Reason(s) may include, but is/are not limited to:

1). one of the the two is not aware that the other wants a divorce
2). not having anywhere else to go/live
3). not being able to afford the rent/mortgage somewhere else
4). both parties involved want to keep the house for financial reasons but can not afford it on their own
5). for the kids
6). there are no other romantic partners available for one or both of the people involved or they do not think they can do any better
7). one or both parties involved have just given up on themselves and/or life and have resigned themselves to being unhappy

8.). for the sex
9). stupidity
10). tax purposes
11). etc., etc., etc

No way she can afford that house with our her man. I wonder how long she will lise him before she actually files.

I heard our neighbors are getting divorced. I spoke to the husband last October and he was ready then. Guess he lised her for the last eight or nine months since he couldn't afford an apartment.

I heard that Beth finally kicked Raymond out. Seems as though she was just lising him for the sex, but when that went sour, there was nothing left that she wanted from him.

lise by Lea Far June 9, 2022