Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

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Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

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Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

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When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

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After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

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when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

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where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off