The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated
death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to
kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could
imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he
that guy from rumble in the Bronx,
police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?