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cumster diving 

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
cumster diving by levatuldo December 7, 2009

cumster dumpster 

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy
" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

Cumster Dumpster 

A female slut that takes lots of guys jizz in her vag in a short period of time.
"Dude she is a total cumster dumpster. She slept with 5 dudes last night and none of them wore rubbers."

Cumster Scrunt 

A scrunt who is often getting cum dumped on them
Taylor got cummed on by 5 guys last night, what a fuckin cumster scrunt
Cumster Scrunt by Dj Skittles7 February 25, 2011

Cumster Truck 

Fucking stupid truck from Ubisoft's racing game, The Crew.
I drove my cumster truck into an orphanage, fuckers stood no chance.
Cumster Truck by BiggieSqueeze August 31, 2021

Dumb Cumster 

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.
Dumb Cumster by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008