chihuahua

evil dog created to take over the world...

Tinkerbell, Paris Hiltons pooch, is devising a plan to take over Hollywood.

chihuahua by chihuahua haters anonymous April 12, 2005

Chihuahua

An ordinary dog who has been boiled down by the devil until it is a tiny, fur covered skeleton filled with nothing but hatred and evil who bites away at anything pure and who squirts their shit (deeply unpleasant diarrhoea-like slimy sludge) and piss. They are also the epitome of stupidity and their barks are like screeches from the deepest pits of hell. You also can't tell a rabid chihuahua from a healthy one as the evil bastards are always growling and frothing and screeching

Person 1: Hey dude I just got a chihuahua, and he's the cutest lil guy ever!!!
Person 2: Your nose... it's missing...
Person 1: Oh yeah, my beautiful lil puppy got a bit hungry

Chihuahua by Adil_Fiddler March 9, 2020

chihuahua

Annoying, small, and disgusting thing. It's supposed to be a dog, but it's more like a big rat. Long haired chihuahua's look like giant hairballs

Guy-"HOLY SHIT YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR COUCH!! THERE IS A GIANT HAIRBALL ON IT!!"
Girl-"That would be my chihuahua!!"

chihuahua by melons122 July 11, 2011

chihuahua

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.

check out those tight white jeans...nice chihuahua.
that cute little chihuahua needs to be petted.

chihuahua by snappy2 March 31, 2008

chihuahua

Its not even a dog. Chihuahuas are theses ugly rodent like animals originating from a third world country somewhere near hell. They are the ugly little satan spawns who enjoy humping things and annoying people.

There was a chihuahua fucking a stuffed animal and the camera guy tried to get near it and the fucking roach got pissed off.

chihuahua by Fat Tits Fart September 4, 2006

chihuahua

a rodent

Thats not a dog, thats a "RODENT".


"chihuahua"

chihuahua by tatomuck1 February 4, 2009

Chihuahua

A cocktail with tequila and grapefruit. No salt.

Chihuahua, close it

Chihuahua by Kaaaaaaaaaate September 7, 2019