My name's Osama Bin Laden, i did a shit in the garden,
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big
poo.
I used quick
shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it
ate the cat,
and then it became fat.