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1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip
1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!
b.m.w. by robin January 20, 2005
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bring many wallets, or
break my windows
b.m.w by Anonymous November 5, 2003
Big. Morning .Wiener when you wake up and you cant seem to get your boner down and it really sucks ass because you have to get to school in 10 min.
Kyle Juffs-dude i woke up this morning with a massive B.M.W

Jon- dude that shit is nasty i dont need to hear about that fucking nasty ass shit FUCK!!!
B.M.W by Jonathan Neil April 26, 2006
I want to ride your B.M.W
B.M.W by Spinney October 22, 2008
1. blow my wang
2. a type of car
3. also a blow job
hey i just got a b m w
b m w by anton12435645 April 12, 2008
Girl: Can I ride on your B.M.W.?
B.M.W by Brittany Kachine October 11, 2006
A B.M.W is a black man working. A brother trying to work to support himself and those he is in charge over.
A B.M.W goes to work each day and is gainfully employed.
B.M.W by Angus AR October 13, 2006