Jonathan

A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.

Jonathan is retarded.

Jonathan by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012

Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball

omg I'm such a Jonathan at basketball

Jonathan by acool10 May 27, 2017

Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.

That prick is a colossal Jonathan

Jonathan by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017

Jonathan

Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.

Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?

Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.

Jonathan by Erikgp October 23, 2017

jonathan

A term used to describe a male who is rather short.

Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.

jonathan by sankishon November 12, 2018

Jonathan

I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one

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Jonathan by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019

Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

Jonathan by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009