Kevin 

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.

Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!

Kevin by jstoru October 27, 2019

Kevin 

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.

Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then

Kevin by Stan straykids December 7, 2019

Kevin 

no. just no

person 1: hi my name is Kevin

person 2: ew

Kevin by ainnieboomcd December 13, 2019

Kevin 

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay

Kevin is indeed homosexual

Kevin by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020

Kevin 

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.

FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.

Kevin by gay iguana January 29, 2020

kevin 

most generic white boy name ever but in turn a really nice guy

yal Kevins pretty nice

kevin by qrasghjkl./hnbcheasrdxfcgv k, February 18, 2020

Kevin 

A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems

Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass

Kevin by Im just kevin March 23, 2020