"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was
wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a
drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton
AF!"