When u be like, “imma type this big
ass essay as a txt 4 my fren” and then they be like “cool” afTER YOU SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES TUPING THE GODDAMN THING AND POURED YOUR HEART AND SOULD INTO IT BEING ALL PASSIONATE N CRAP JUST TO RECEIVE A “cool” AND I COULDNT EVEN BE A “cool
beans” LIKE NO
DUDE THATS EFFIN ROOD. R O O D.
“Hey man did you know that
coconuts are mammals? I wrote you a whole
essay. Y’know
cuz they produce milk and have hair... read more”
“Cool”
“That’s it? That’s rood”