There was a girl named Casey
Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was
smart and ripped a
fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.