Kwanzaa 

A fake and gay holiday made up by some random black guy in the 60's.

Person 1: I'm being politically correct and celebrating Kwanzaa!
Person 2: What the fuck is Kwanzaa?
Person 1: I dunno

Kwanzaa by iThItStHeFaN May 9, 2010

kwanzaa 

Obviously a manufactured holiday created by African Americans in the late 1980s/early 1990s, when the fad of that time was to be "African", which is why Eddie Murphy's "Coming to America" was a blockbuster hit in 1988, when in reality it was a racist shit movie that made fun of people from Africa.

Kwanza is just another corporate excuse to extend the Christmas holiday by seven more days.

kwanzaa by historian July 24, 2003

kwanzaa 

A holiday developed in the 1960s in responce to the black freedom movement. It was meant to instill pride in the black communities found throughout the world. It is not as widly celebrated as the media makes it up to be, due to it's placement right after Christmas. This holiday has no religious foundation. Kwanzaa it's self means "first fruits" in Swahili.

Kwanzaa is a time of gathering, and involves seven principals, each having their own day dedicated to their reflection.

kwanzaa by Fibby December 19, 2003

kwanzaa 

An African-American holiday that celebrates the deeds of a brave little boy who saved his village from man-eating tigers by having them follow each others tails until they turned into butter.
Flapjacks with loads of butter are served at the holiday meal.

Ah et 127 flapjacks with a ton o' butter an molasses for mah kwanzaa suppah. Yas suh, it sho'nuf was GOOD! GOOD! GOOD!

kwanzaa by silkiesmooth July 25, 2008

Kwanzaa 

A holdiday created in the country of Africa. The day where African Americans gather around Pride Rock to celebrate The king of Africa, Simba, the King who saved the african americans from his evil uncle

Kwanzaa-hakuna matata,

Kwanzaa by Clayton Bigsby... December 21, 2019

Kwanzaa 

A holiday literally nobody fucking celebrates.

What the hell do you mean you celebrate Kwanzaa, stop speaking bullshit

Kwanzaa by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022

kwanzaa juice 

It's exactly what you think it is.

I drink it every night before I go to bed it's my kwanzaa juice.

kwanzaa juice by MajCrisis March 17, 2011