"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.
Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey assjumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!
When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...