Homoerotic 

A real dumb, retarded, stupid, messed up, agin retarded thing said, heard or seen.

"Man that home work was homoerotic eh?"

"French Teacher: Eveyone! we have a test, again!
Sean: Man, ths is homoerotic"

"Random person: YO! Look at that carpet!
Sean: Umm. Thats homoerotic"

Homoerotic by Sean Bird December 6, 2004

homoerotic cow 

Someone who flamboyantly and dramatically exaggerates their actions. This term works especially well for individuals who are exuberantly worked up over a matter that is of insignificant proportions.

Jo Saget: OMMGGZZZZZ, I can't believe it, Bob never called me back!!!!1111 My emo tears are streaming down my face and the world is out to get me. Everyone hates me and no one loves me and I'm so emo...I'm going to go listen to some Dashboard Confessional and then go cry myself to sleep.
Some other person: Chillax, you damn homoerotic cow!

homoerotic cow by The awesome one June 28, 2004

homoerotic friendship

A friendship between to people of the same aligned gender in which both parties have romantic feelings for the other person, but refuse to admit it either out of fear for the future of the friendship, complications with with accepting their sexuality, or both. The friendship then becomes very intense and from an outside perspective the way they truly feel may seem more apparent. Due to the intense nature of the relationship, it can turn very toxic and end up being the thing that tears them apart as these feelings end up being repressed. Additionally, it is no uncommon for these feelings to never be expressed until it is considered "too late".

The relationship I had with my best friend in high school was so intense, I'm beginning to wonder if it was a homoerotic friendship.

homoerotic friendship by yeetyboi230 September 24, 2023

Homoerotic Asphyxiation 

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

Homoerotic Asphyxiation by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014

Homoerotic doubling 

Similar to character doubling wherein in this case 2 characters usually of the same sex and are who are diametrically opposed to one another in the narrative arcs of the story brush up against. Each other (metaphorically speaking)in an homoerotic sense.

Homoerotic doubling occurs several times in the movie ",to live y
And die in la". here are some examples y this:1 when special agent Rick chance is meeting with countedfeier rick Masters to make a down payment on an under cover counterfeit buy: Masters approaching spcl agent chance:"is this my 'package?'"as he appears to grab chances crotch
Example 2: in the longshoreman's bar in San Pedro following Rick chances successful jump off the vincent Thomas bridge: Rick chance* to my partner Jimmy Hart whose expertise in rigging a safety line can only be exceeded by his skill in spotting bad paper voice from the crowd-how about a speech boss jimmy hart-whenever I'm going to bag. Someone there's no one I'd rather have "backing me up"then this fella! Example 3 immede iately following as chance and Hart are walking towards chance's pick up truck: jimmy. Hart: "such a mother fucking 'hot dog' you're . never gonna reach retirement! Chance"that's your problem 'baby!'" then chance reaches in his pickup truck and pulls out a. Fancy fishing pole(phallus?) Hart: whistles "hey Ricky she's a 'beauty!' chance:"yeah and they tell me the 'trout jump all over it!" Example 4: at chances Malibu beach cottage with special agent john vuckovich. Chance: I'm gonna'bag'(countedfeier) Rick. Masters I don't give a shit how I do it!"

Homoerotic doubling by 4realazitgits April 15, 2021

Homoerotic Genocide

The pre-destined outcome for the Chick-Fil-A franchise.

Synonym: "High Fiving" God

"The Great Homoerotic Genocide" will help rid the world of evil.

Homoerotic Genocide by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

homoeroticism 

The sexual attraction that exists between members of the same sex. It is not necessarily homosexual; rather it exists as a tension between heterosexual norms and expectations and natural attraction between two members of the same gender. It exists strongly in single-gender spaces, such as sports teams, rap music and pro-wrestling, however it is acted out through heterosexual norms, often placing a wedge between the homoerotic tension and the hetero norms of the space.

In professional wrestling, many of the moves are eerily reminiscent of sexual positions. The tension of these positions, in combination with extreme close proximity, creates homoeroticism. This is subverted by using derogatory slang towards homosexuals and women in particular, in order to reassert traditional masculinity and heterosexuality.

homoeroticism by Soc Major February 26, 2010