Edson 

BIGGEST weeb of all time, plays a lot of video games, likes thick thighs, and extremely independent. BUT hot as fuck :)

Person 1: Look it's Edson
Person 2: He's so hot for a weeb

Edson by weirdsky August 9, 2020

Edson 

This is the kind of person who has a huge dump truck. It do be clapping when he walks.

Look at that Edson over there!

Edson by Edsonclapper69 November 21, 2021

Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!

yo mama an edson crazy pants!

Edson Crazy Pants by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019

Edson, Alberta 

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

Edson, Alberta by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012

Edson Alvarez 

Edson Alvarez is the best player on the Pexico national team and plays for Ajax in the Eredivisie.

Wow did you see the amazing performance Edson Alvarez had in the Champions League! He completely stopped that teams attack!

Edson Alvarez by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

Richard Edson

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.

"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.

Richard Edson by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022