clownshoes 

a noun that is rather dumb, stupid and/or goofy. also somthing big, red and size 34.

that nigga is straight clown shoes.

rob - lets go drink a 40 of O.E.

Jake - fuck O.E., that shits straight clownshoes.

rob - c'mon dude.

Jake - I'm lookin at somthin big, red and size 34

clownshoes by 518 Lake Boys BLC January 22, 2006

Clownshoes 

A kid with big feet, head fat, and an insatiable appetite, and is considered by many a total waste of space. Also see fatass.

David, you're fucking clownshoes!

Clownshoes by Klepto01 November 29, 2006

fucking clownshoes 

refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough.

please think before you every say something again you fucking clownshoes. :)

fucking clownshoes by dynamic.johnny5 July 30, 2006

Fucking Clown Shoes 

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Fucking Clown Shoes by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

fucking clown shoes 

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

fucking clown shoes by Woolly January 25, 2005

pair of clown shoes 

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

pair of clown shoes by Weng Chow October 30, 2007

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003