Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch
sound"
Mother "Whats that
bloody noise"
Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee
strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"