Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of
marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.
The term
may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of
alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much
weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."