Asian 

*first of all, you don't need to be writing a definition about asians if you're not one 'cause you'll just make some stuff up like that straight A crap everyone thinks we're all able to do*

People who are decendents from Asia, or born from decendents. Lol.

Japanese,Korean,Chinese,Thai,Laos,Cambodia,Malaysia,Mongolia,Phillipenes, Vietnamese, India, and any other I forgot to mention.

*Not all of us are straight A students :P dumbass stereotypes...*

I am Asian :D

Asian by aZnLooZer000 May 30, 2009

Asian 

an Asian is someone who originates from the continent of Asia.
You do not necessarily have to be from China or Korea or Japan etc.

Asian is an inclusive category which refers to people from :

Iran, Israel, China, Bangladesh, Iraq, Japan, Korea, India, Malaysia, Nepal, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Yemen, Lebanon, Thailand, Bahrain, Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, Macau, Turkey, Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, Qatar, Pakistan, Maldives, Phillipines, Brunei, Oman, Jordan etc.

guy1: HEY DUDE CHECK OUT THE A-RAB. WE'RE COOLER THAN HIM CUZ WE'RE ASIAN ! CHINESE PPL FOR LIFE.
guy2: Smart ass, he's an Paki;; Pakistan is in Asia -.- He's an Asian.

Asian by DaSianMan March 20, 2010

asian 

the ultimate race. Everyone wants to be one, this was where hello kitty was born.

"ASIANS ARE AMAZING"

asian by azzzzznloveeeee June 2, 2009

asian 

A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do

also, asians are considered nerds, but more of a cool-nerd type.

asian 1: hey, i got 2320 on my SAT!
asian 2: i got 2350!
asian 1: damn!

asian 3: fuck! i got an A- in english. shit, my parents are gonna kill me.

asian by definerX April 12, 2007

asian 

a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.

the only reason asians pwn me on halo is because he has widescreen hi-def in his eyes.

asian by [)ANTE SPAR[)A December 5, 2007

Asian 

A term that defines that you are of Asian roots. Being Asian automatically grants you with great math skills, and longer life expectancy. However, being Asian, you're more likely to have a small dick, and below average height. Being Asian, you are expected to become either a doctor or a scientist, otherwise, you are most likely to get disowned by your parents. Asian parents have highest expectations for you, and an A+ is a necessary requirement.

Although it may seem like a pain in the ass to live in Asian continents, you have anime, which kind of relieves the suffering.

Being Asian is both good and bad at the same time.

"Perfectly balanced." -Thanos on Asians

"You're Asian? Damn, you must be really smart..." -Most men
"You're Asian? Lmao you get no bitches!" -The guy who gets no bitches
"You're Asian? What's your favorite anime?" -Random kid
"You are Asian, you need A+ or become doctor or you not my son!" -Asian parents

Asian by wenimechuindasama August 19, 2022

asian 

normal people from asia. with the covid 19 going around more and more asians have been receiving insults and even death threats. i dont care if you unlike this definition. it's just the truth. not a lot of ppl know this but the joke white (or any other race) people make about asians do actually hurt feelings. so if you dislike asian people, find a valid reason why you should dislike them. and if you're thinking about us asian people eating bats, shut the fuck up. we are so fucking tired of hearing these insults. would you be happy if we insulted you guys and said that clapping after the airplane lands is stupid as fuck.

white person: ew i hate asians so much. like just shut up you ching chong small eyed freaks
asian: shut up or else we'll use our big brains to beat the fuck out of you
white: oh sorry i was wrong

asian by yuhhhgetittoitttt April 25, 2020