Small Catholic
college/prison, located just west of East
Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get
fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like
high school all over again.
Admission requirements: must be a senior in
high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.
Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college
Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for
marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.
Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!