Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Patroneme January 11, 2019

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Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.

Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls

Sprite Cranberry by Kittensobad April 7, 2019

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SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY

hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!

SPRITE CRANBERRY by Americanski November 27, 2019