Splenda Daddy

When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.

Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!

Splenda Daddy by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010

Splenda Daddy

A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.

My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.

Splenda Daddy by realtalkallende November 6, 2015

Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

Splenda Daddy by G-A-K October 29, 2011

Splenda daddy

A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.

Splenda daddy by Hippiee____ October 11, 2015

splenda daddy

A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.

Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!

Check out my new Louis Vuitton speedy! My Splenda Daddy bought it for me.

splenda daddy by FashionKitty January 12, 2008

Splenda daddy

A less rich form of a cinnamon papa. Will invite you out to dinner but cannot expect him to pay for your dinner...or his for that matter.

My splenda daddy took me out to dinner yesterday, but I had to pay for all the shit.

Splenda daddy by tabasco luver January 1, 2010

splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

splenda daddy by c<3l July 23, 2017