A man that
1. Has hidden, but explosive lust for his
female "platonic" friends.
2. Possesses mannerisms similar to that of an African American, partaking in the use of African American Vernacular English, with terms including but not limited to "n*****", "cuh" and "
finna".
3. Applies cantu curling cream at 5 AM every morning without
fail to spruce up his "characteristic" curls