Stands for Rust Belt Mother Fucker. A phrase used when talking about
people from Ohio, most notably students from The Ohio State University. These slapdicks refuse to recognize the inferiority of the Big Ten (wait I count 11?), and act surprised when teams from the south make their Buckeyes look mediocre and slow. RBMF’
s fail to comprehend how defensive linemen in the SEC are faster then everyone on their team. RBMF'
s are scared to death of having a conference championship game.
Sociologically, RBMF'
s are bitter that their moms lost their jobs when the factories shut down, that their dads' farms were foreclosed and repossessed, and that all that remains of their childhood is a rusted tractor body (the
wheels were burned to provide
heat during harsh winter).
RBMF: I've got my soda
pop and beer and I'm headed to the Shoe! We're going to win!
College football fan from the South: You probably
will beat Northwestern today. Congrats. What happend when
Texas came to the Shoe?
RBMF: Who cares?!?! We're going to dot the I today!!
College football fan from the South: RBMF.