A mysterious dolphin-like creature that likes to inhabit low lying areas such as bathroom stalls as well as walls, stairs, floors, money, or even in some cases human beings. These strange beings are usually written in Sharpie or some other form of scribe. Very often the word Porp is seen in question form (Porp?). Originated in the Western Pennsylvania area.
Wow, did you happen to see that enormous Porp? in the bathroom this morning?
I've googled, and researched....and I think I'm the first one to coin this word and its definition...here it is.....PORP Star! A "Porp Star" is a pop singer, and/or entertainer who uses nudity, sexual suggestive behaviors, 'sex video' (not unlike a porn star) in an attempt to enhance their career and popularity..ie Miley Cyrus, Lady GAGA, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna etc...
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The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intensehomosexualintercourse.
Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.
The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.