1. A parallel universe in Alberta,
Canada where you get laid, you get
drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.
2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls
don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.
3. A place where a church night is something exciting.