It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the
mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty
mouth. If you win, you get punched in the
mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For
Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice
dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety
Split.