Glastonbury 

An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.

Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"

Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."

Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"

Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"

Glastonbury by mooreeasyvibe April 8, 2005

Glastonbury 

Glastonbury is the closest city to the Pilton Festival Of Performing Arts, otherwise known as the Pilton Pop Festival and incorrecly known as the Glastonbury Festival.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.

"hey dude ive just been dropped off ,is this Glastonbury? wheres the festival? Peace.."
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"

Glastonbury by Vitaloverdose April 26, 2006

Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.

Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury High School by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013

Glastonbury Tan 

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.

my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan

Glastonbury Tan by junkothegreat June 30, 2009

Glastonbury Tailback 

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

Glastonbury Tailback by TAinsworth June 28, 2010

Glastonbury Shower 

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

Glastonbury Shower by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

glastonbury, connecticut 

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.

There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.

glastonbury, connecticut by leonne January 2, 2008