Friend: Hey faggot, what's up?
Friend
B: Not much. What about you? Still like taking it up the ass? I'm going to buy this book off you, but I
don'
t have the money now, so I'll pay for it later. And by later I mean never.
Friend:
Cool. I'm just going to play my music obnoxiously loudly in the other room and deprive you of any NOTION of a good night's sleep, and I
don't have to care about your feelings about it because we're friends and we're always
cool with each other. I mean, if you aren't cool with it, you're kind of an asshole.
Friend and friend
B: FRIENDSHIP IS AWESOME
"We hurt the ones we love the most."-Some hermit