He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a
ginger, he has jet black
hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy
hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can'
t keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it'
s cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand
shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of
spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
