Me: I love you
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans
nothing else
don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done
hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...