Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (
parent,
boss etc…) around the head with
wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.
People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’
t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’
t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...