Abrosexual 

Abrosexual, otherwise known as "Abro", is a sexual orientation where you are solely attracted to ducks.

For example:

Person A: Hey dude, you're getting mighty fine close with my pet duck.
Person B: You didn't hear? I'm an abrosexual!

Abrosexual by validvibes April 4, 2020

abrosexual but bad 

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

abrosexual but bad by give me vagina June 24, 2022

abrosexual but bad 

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

abrosexual but bad by give me vagina June 24, 2022

questioning abrosexual 

it’s abrosexual but you’re having even more of a crisis then you did before you found out you were abrosexual

“oh fuck no”
“what’s wrong”
“idk if I’m abrosex-“
you fuckinf dumbass you’re 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝

omfg saying it with a font doesn't count so I gotta do this stupid thing

questioning abrosexual

questioning abrosexual by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Arisexual

It means you're straight but gay for Ariana grande

I was straight until I saw Ariana at that moment I knew I was arisexual

Arisexual by Meeelolo October 31, 2018

Aegosexual 

Used to be known as autochristosexuality. Many people in the asexual community have found, that a fair amount of individuals that do not experience sexual attraction to people, experience arousal to sexual activities that they are not involved in.

Karl is aegosexual because even though he experiences sexual arousal from reading things in books or seeing it on tv he has no desire to actually do it.

Aegosexual by frecklesandsunburns June 19, 2016

Arisexual

to be attracted to Ariana Grande and any person who cares about her

I am proudly arisexual

Arisexual by sweaterw3ather June 22, 2019