River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’
s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to
chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious
guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total
Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.
“Who’s that
guy in the
corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that
one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”