Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.
1. Religious
2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet
porn, watching Star Trek , watching
Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular
nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free
time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?
Virgin:
40
Regular person: When was the last
time you had sex?
Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm
scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.