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Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
Stalker by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
someone who watches you 24/7
theres a stalker out my window! >:(
Stalker by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025

stalker screenname 

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity
You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

stalker talker 

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.
My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.
stalker talker by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

Stalker Pretty 

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.
Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “
Stalker Pretty by MDAinspired June 27, 2021

stalker guilt syndrome 

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.
Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!