Will is the latin term for never ending sexiness. This particular
man, altough he was passed up for the god of hair products twice, has been voted People Weekly'
s Sexiest man alive 39 times, tying with Brad Pitt. Although usually nomadic, he is currently setteled in Newport Beach, due to his preference to warm climate. He joined a nudist colony in
April, because he felt tan lines were unflattering. Will does not attend
school or have any hobbies;
he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely
gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.
